I ONCE HAD A LITTLE RUN IN WITH THE COPS AT A PARTY THAT I WAS 
DRINKING AT, AND OF COURSE, SINCE I HAD THE OPPROTUNITY TO SMOKE, I 
DID.I WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 15 OR 16 YEARS OLD. THE PIGGIES BUSTED THE DOOR 
OPEN AND HAD THE NERVE TO TELL US THAT EVERYONE WAS GOING TO JAIL, AND 
ANYONE THAT WAS TOO YOUNG FOR JAIL WAS GOING TO JUVY. JUST MY LUCK, I 
HAD A SMALL, AND VERY SKINNY "PINNER" STASHED BEHIND MY EAR, BUT THANK 
GOD THAT I WAS YOUNG....THE COPS NEVER SAW THAT JOINT AND THEY LET ME GO 
EVEN THROUGH MY DRUNKENESS, BECAUSE THEY SAID THAT I WAS "TOO CUTE" TO 
GO TO JUVY. I GUESS THEY JUST WANTED TO GET DONE WRITING UP TICKETS, SO 
THAT THEY COULD GET TO THE NEAREST DOUGHNUT SHOP.