Return-Path: MARIJUANA by Matty Wanna copyright 1994 What would you do if it were true that marijuana makes wonderful fuel? Natural gas given from grass biodegradeable vegetable mass. Behind the wheel the hemp-mobile; "Fill 'er up sir with semsimilla". Do you suspect? Do you conject? Marijuana stops the greenhouse effect. Green everywhere filtering air; acres of oxygen for all to share. "Oh say can you see the mari-hoochy in the land of the brave and the home of the free." Mind in a mess? Suffering stress? Roll up a round one and give it a rest. Stomach unkind? Can't make up its mind? Fire up a fat one and it will feel fine. Here comes a shock conservative heart: the Gutenberg Bible is printed on pot! Not just the word; haven't you heard: even Old Glory is hemmed out of herb! Don't just say nope; no mind no scope: the Mona Lisa is painted on dope! Ganga I think makes straight men blink; consciousness covered with government ink. They appear dense; no common sense: experts expounding without experience. They just say naught; no second thought to all the prescriptions that they ever bought. All is amiss at the abyss; all that seems left is a last goodbye kiss. To scientists searching the mist: maybe the missing link is cannibis! To polititions playing positions leading the lunacy lost to ambition: loosen the law drop the drug war let reason all around the realm be restored.