Newsgroups: talk.politics.drugs
From: peters@dewey.udel.edu (Shirley Peters)
Subject: PDFA hates Persia now?  :-)
Message-ID: <1993Feb23.145615.29695@udel.edu>
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1993 14:56:15 GMT

I found this on rec.humor.funny   I thought I'd pass it along for those of
you who didn't see it...
Shirley

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The following advertisement appeared in the Friday, November 22, 1992
issue of the Harvard Crimson:
 
TOP TEN SCARIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
 
10.  Prune-eating Sumo wrestler.
 9.  High-rise window cleaner with bladder problem.
 8.  Near sighted knife juggler.
 7.  Megalomaniac Third World Dictator.
 6.  Grown men named "Biff."
 5.  Heavily armed hot dog vendors.
 4.  Carsick brother in the seat next to you.
 3.  Brain surgeon with hiccups.
 2.  Anyone with a cranky disposition and a chainsaw.
 1.  People who offer you rugs.
 
PARTNERSHIP FOR A DRUG-FREE AMERICA
 
The misprint was rectified in the next day's paper.
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Shirley Peters                                       peters@dewey.udel.edu
U. of Delaware/A.I. duPont Institute                peters%udel.edu@udelvm
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                        I'd rather be sleeping!